No, really, Idiots do exist...

General discussion.
Post Reply
tejohnson
Senior Member
Posts: 537
Joined: 20 Aug 2008, 16:19
custom title: a nobody
Location: WV
Contact:

No, really, Idiots do exist...

Post by tejohnson » 11 Apr 2009, 20:51

http://www.cnn.com/2009/WORLD/europe/04 ... index.html" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;

Polar bear attacks woman at Berlin Zoo

Image
BERLIN, Germany (CNN) -- A polar bear attacked a woman at Berlin Zoo Friday afternoon after she climbed a fence and jumped into its habitat during feeding time, police said Saturday.

One adult polar bit her several times after she plunged into the moat, police said.

Zoo workers tossed rescue rings toward the woman to hoist her out and distract polar bears swimming nearby, said Goerg Gebhard, a Berlin police officer.

"They saved her life," Gebhard told CNN.

The woman was severely injured and was being treated at a hospital, police said.

It's unclear why the woman entered the bear habitat, but police issued her a citation for trespassing.

User avatar
Rapier1772
Global Moderator
Posts: 12613
Joined: 20 Aug 2008, 09:00
Location: Kennewick, WA

Re: No, really, Idiots do exist...

Post by Rapier1772 » 11 Apr 2009, 21:48

tejohnson wrote:Image
but police issued her a citation for trespassing.
Looks to me like the bear covered that :lmao: Wonder what her BAC was? IQ was obviously negative
How to post pics & videos: viewtopic.php?f=3&t=6363
Contrary to popular belief, you CAN fix stupid - it's just illegal.

DarkWater
Member
Posts: 315
Joined: 01 Sep 2008, 14:48

Re: No, really, Idiots do exist...

Post by DarkWater » 11 Apr 2009, 22:11

was it lunch or dinner? at least i hope they won't kill the bear, like they did to the tiger that was teased by a bunch of morons last year or whenever that was...

User avatar
Cyberfly
Global Moderator
Posts: 10624
Joined: 19 Aug 2008, 18:44
custom title: Mens Room Attendant
Location: SE OKlahoma

Re: No, really, Idiots do exist...

Post by Cyberfly » 11 Apr 2009, 23:13

But he looked so friendly...
Idiots.
I think it was the San Diego zoo, wasn't it? A bunch if punks was tormenting the tiger and when the tiger struck back, they put the tiger down?
Never confuse 'The will of the Majority' with 'The will of God'.
**This post created with 100% recycled photons!**

User avatar
Rapier1772
Global Moderator
Posts: 12613
Joined: 20 Aug 2008, 09:00
Location: Kennewick, WA

Re: No, really, Idiots do exist...

Post by Rapier1772 » 12 Apr 2009, 06:33

Yeah but didn't the tiger actually get out of the pen?
How to post pics & videos: viewtopic.php?f=3&t=6363
Contrary to popular belief, you CAN fix stupid - it's just illegal.

User avatar
Cyberfly
Global Moderator
Posts: 10624
Joined: 19 Aug 2008, 18:44
custom title: Mens Room Attendant
Location: SE OKlahoma

Re: No, really, Idiots do exist...

Post by Cyberfly » 12 Apr 2009, 18:45

Yeah, but not until they tormented the dogfu$k out of it. He tore himself up pretty good getting out of it, and it was the first time ever.
Goes back to what I've always said, "Never poke a stick at a sleeping bear".
Those punks got what they deserved. The tiger should have been given a medal rather than put to sleep. If I recall, weren't they part of MS13 or some other street gang?
Never confuse 'The will of the Majority' with 'The will of God'.
**This post created with 100% recycled photons!**

User avatar
panzermk2
Forum Supporter
Posts: 11729
Joined: 19 Aug 2008, 15:51
Location: Around here it's more like what can we shoot through next.
Contact:

Re: No, really, Idiots do exist...

Post by panzermk2 » 12 Apr 2009, 21:30

At least that cow had plenty of fat on her for the Bear to eat.
Jay Wolf
Pr. Elite Ammunition

"Engineers, the oompa-loompas of science!"

Be'ein Tachbulot Yipol Am Veteshua Berov Yoetz
Image

toyslr
Senior Member
Posts: 2020
Joined: 26 Mar 2009, 09:56
Location: Cypress, Texas
Contact:

Re: No, really, Idiots do exist...

Post by toyslr » 12 Apr 2009, 21:40

Must not have tasted too good, gave her up for a piece of beef! :drool:

User avatar
jmz5
Site Admin
Posts: 11105
Joined: 18 Aug 2008, 21:26

Re: No, really, Idiots do exist...

Post by jmz5 » 13 Apr 2009, 04:16

:laugh:
كاف

User avatar
Cyberfly
Global Moderator
Posts: 10624
Joined: 19 Aug 2008, 18:44
custom title: Mens Room Attendant
Location: SE OKlahoma

Re: No, really, Idiots do exist...

Post by Cyberfly » 13 Apr 2009, 05:36

Every time I read the title of this thread I just KNOW the first post has something to do with Congress... :?:
Never confuse 'The will of the Majority' with 'The will of God'.
**This post created with 100% recycled photons!**

tejohnson
Senior Member
Posts: 537
Joined: 20 Aug 2008, 16:19
custom title: a nobody
Location: WV
Contact:

Re: No, really, Idiots do exist...

Post by tejohnson » 13 Apr 2009, 06:02

I think you can apply it to anything , or anyone, you prefer.

TEKTITE
Junior Member
Posts: 145
Joined: 18 Mar 2009, 10:12
Location: Trenton Makes, the World Takes

Re: No, really, Idiots do exist...

Post by TEKTITE » 13 Apr 2009, 06:50

A Harley rider is passing the zoo, when he sees a little girl leaning into the lion's cage. Suddenly, the lion grabs her by the cuff of her jacket and tries to pull her inside to slaughter her, under the eyes of her screaming parents. The biker jumps off his bike, runs to the cage and hits the lion square on the nose with a powerful punch. Whimpering from the pain the lion jumps back letting go of the girl, and the biker brings her to her terrified parents, who thank him endlessly.
A New York Times reporter has watched the whole event. The reporter says, "Sir, this was the most gallant and brave thing I saw a man do in my whole life." The biker replies, "Why, it was nothing, really, the lion was behind bars. I just saw this little kid in danger, and acted as I felt right." The reporter says, "Well, I'm a journalist from the New York Times, and tomorrow's paper will have this story on the front page... So, what do you do for a living and what political affiliation do you have?" The biker replies, "I'm a U.S. Marine and a Republican."
----------------
The following morning the biker buys The New York Times to see if it indeed brings news of his actions, and reads, on front page:

U.S. MARINE ASSAULTS AFRICAN IMMIGRANT AND STEALS HIS LUNCH

:skep:

EARS
Senior Member
Posts: 3370
Joined: 20 Aug 2008, 09:43
Location: Rochester New York
Contact:

Re: No, really, Idiots do exist...

Post by EARS » 13 Apr 2009, 07:34

:lmao: Now that is the our great press's way of reporting the "truth". The sad part is that is probably what the headlines would have said.

User avatar
f3rr37
Site Admin
Posts: 14666
Joined: 19 Aug 2008, 12:09

Re: No, really, Idiots do exist...

Post by f3rr37 » 13 Apr 2009, 08:01

:lmao:

C141FE
Junior Member
Posts: 49
Joined: 19 Jan 2009, 16:56
Location: Georgetown, Texas

Re: No, really, Idiots do exist...

Post by C141FE » 13 Apr 2009, 11:22

:lmao: :lmao: :lmao:

romer522
Senior Member
Posts: 2494
Joined: 20 Aug 2008, 09:04
Location: WA

Re: No, really, Idiots do exist...

Post by romer522 » 13 Apr 2009, 11:25

:lmao:

Wollychop
Senior Member
Posts: 5447
Joined: 20 Aug 2008, 09:09
Location: MN

Re: No, really, Idiots do exist...

Post by Wollychop » 13 Apr 2009, 11:26

Haha, this is appropriate:

http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,515238,00.html" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;

Pretty funny article on warning labels. Such as:
Razor Scooter Warns: This Product Moves When Used

In case the cold medicine warning leads parents to restrict the car keys altogether, kids can always hop on a Razor scooter to get around. But they should pay very close attention to the warning smack dab in the middle of the handlebars lest they not realize: the scooter will move when used.

"That one is because of all the injuries that occur when kids use a product like that," Jones said. "The personal injury lawyers who bring these lawsuits will always say in lawsuits that the company failed to warn — even if it's it common sense."

"That's why every bag of peanuts warns: this bag contains nuts," he added.

Our next warning might benefit from a similar label.

Washing Machine Warns: Do Not Put Any Person in This Washer

Everyone knows that washing machines are made to wash your clothes, but apparently a college student missed the memo that he’s not supposed to be wearing them at the time.

"According to the manufacture, somebody at a college had a little too much to drink and decided to take a ride in the washing machine, got hurt, and sued," Jones said. "So something that should be common sense has to be slapped on every washing machine now made by that manufacturer."

Drengenberg said children are also a major concern when it comes to washing machine warnings.

"Ever so often you have a situation where one sibling puts the other in the dryer or they're playing hide and seek or something and somebody pushes the button," he explained.

The warning's effectiveness on children is debatable, Drengenberg admitted, since the small ones usually can't read.

"It's alerting the parents: keep your kids at a safe distance," he said.

EmptyBrass
Member
Posts: 320
Joined: 04 Sep 2008, 09:21
Location: Missouri

Re: No, really, Idiots do exist...

Post by EmptyBrass » 13 Apr 2009, 12:03

must have been a liberal wanting to pet a teddy bear.

TEKTITE
Junior Member
Posts: 145
Joined: 18 Mar 2009, 10:12
Location: Trenton Makes, the World Takes

Re: No, really, Idiots do exist...

Post by TEKTITE » 13 Apr 2009, 16:49

WARNING: "Idiots do exist."

And- they breed, and vote. :wall:

Not to worry, maybe our congresscritters will make "stupid" illegal. Oh, wait; that's their main constituancy. :wall: :wall:

User avatar
Cyberfly
Global Moderator
Posts: 10624
Joined: 19 Aug 2008, 18:44
custom title: Mens Room Attendant
Location: SE OKlahoma

Re: No, really, Idiots do exist...

Post by Cyberfly » 14 Apr 2009, 06:47

I wish we could pass a law that you had to actually PAY taxes to vote. But then the Democrats wouldn't have any supporters...
Never confuse 'The will of the Majority' with 'The will of God'.
**This post created with 100% recycled photons!**

Post Reply

Who is online

Users browsing this forum: No registered users and 9 guests