Appropriate humor v2.0

[Rapier1772]

People pay ridiculous amounts of money for caviar (aka fish eggs).
Women don't use all of the eggs their bodies produce right? So when a woman dies, we should harvest the unused eggs and sell them.

We could call it cadaviar.

[panzermk2]

People pay ridiculous amounts of money for caviar (aka fish eggs).
Women don't use all of the eggs their bodies produce right? So when a woman dies, we should harvest the unused eggs and sell them.

We could call it cadaviar.

:lmao:

[MrSlippyFist]

Wash it down with some soylent lime-ade

[Cyberfly]

My first thought is, "Gee that's awfully SICK!"
My second thought is, "And these are people I call my friends."
My third thought is, "Pfft. Duh."

[Ditch]

[Rapier1772]

If a kid asks why it is raining, tell him/her/it that God is crying. When asked why God is crying, say "Because of what you did."

[panzermk2]

Hah I always tell mine the Angles saw what you did and are pissing on you.

[Rapier1772]

[panzermk2]

:lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao:

[Rapier1772]

[Mister Freeze]

Proper support!

[Rapier1772]

Awesome idea:

[Rapier1772]

[Ditch]

[Rapier1772]

:laugh: :lmao:

[panzermk2]

Nice and stealing it.

[Rapier1772]

[CPTKILLER]

There is no humor to that at all!

[Rapier1772]

Did you read the whole thing? The business posting that sign is what makes it a funny.

[CPTKILLER]

I read it and got the joke but if you were an infantry company commander and sent a number of dead troopers home, you wouldn't laugh either.