Appropriate humor v2.0

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Re: Appropriate humor v2.0

Post by Rapier1772 » 25 May 2015, 17:42

People pay ridiculous amounts of money for caviar (aka fish eggs).
Women don't use all of the eggs their bodies produce right? So when a woman dies, we should harvest the unused eggs and sell them.

We could call it cadaviar.
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Re: Appropriate humor v2.0

Post by panzermk2 » 25 May 2015, 22:53

Rapier1772 wrote:People pay ridiculous amounts of money for caviar (aka fish eggs).
Women don't use all of the eggs their bodies produce right? So when a woman dies, we should harvest the unused eggs and sell them.

We could call it cadaviar.
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Re: Appropriate humor v2.0

Post by MrSlippyFist » 26 May 2015, 19:20

Wash it down with some soylent lime-ade
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Re: Appropriate humor v2.0

Post by Cyberfly » 27 May 2015, 12:29

My first thought is, "Gee that's awfully SICK!"
My second thought is, "And these are people I call my friends."
My third thought is, "Pfft. Duh."
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Re: Appropriate humor v2.0

Post by Ditch » 02 Jun 2015, 03:36

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Re: Appropriate humor v2.0

Post by Rapier1772 » 03 Jun 2015, 09:35

If a kid asks why it is raining, tell him/her/it that God is crying. When asked why God is crying, say "Because of what you did."
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Re: Appropriate humor v2.0

Post by panzermk2 » 03 Jun 2015, 11:43

Hah I always tell mine the Angles saw what you did and are pissing on you.
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Re: Appropriate humor v2.0

Post by panzermk2 » 03 Jun 2015, 21:45

Rapier1772 wrote:Image
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Post by Rapier1772 » 06 Jun 2015, 23:11

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Re: Appropriate humor v2.0

Post by Mister Freeze » 07 Jun 2015, 06:15

Proper support!

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Re: Appropriate humor v2.0

Post by Rapier1772 » 07 Jun 2015, 16:54

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Re: Appropriate humor v2.0

Post by Rapier1772 » 18 Jun 2015, 08:06

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Re: Appropriate humor v2.0

Post by Ditch » 19 Jun 2015, 09:20

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Re: Appropriate humor v2.0

Post by Rapier1772 » 19 Jun 2015, 11:26

:laugh: :lmao:
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Re: Appropriate humor v2.0

Post by panzermk2 » 19 Jun 2015, 12:01

Ditch wrote:Image

Nice and stealing it.
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Re: Appropriate humor v2.0

Post by Rapier1772 » 19 Jun 2015, 12:02

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Re: Appropriate humor v2.0

Post by CPTKILLER » 19 Jun 2015, 12:43

There is no humor to that at all!

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Re: Appropriate humor v2.0

Post by Rapier1772 » 19 Jun 2015, 19:36

Did you read the whole thing? The business posting that sign is what makes it a funny.
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Re: Appropriate humor v2.0

Post by CPTKILLER » 20 Jun 2015, 11:46

I read it and got the joke but if you were an infantry company commander and sent a number of dead troopers home, you wouldn't laugh either.

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