Appropriate humor v2.0

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Re: Appropriate humor v2.0

Post by Rapier1772 » 10 Aug 2013, 16:23

t1210 wrote:That's one of those things you where know your going to be seriously hurting the next day, but you do it anyway.
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Re: Appropriate humor v2.0

Post by Cyberfly » 10 Aug 2013, 16:36

Darn it. I can't say what I wanted to say. It's in the lounge...
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Re: Appropriate humor v2.0

Post by Rapier1772 » 12 Aug 2013, 00:55

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like this?
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In my case, it's probably more like this (but I'd need a bigger dog):
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Re: Appropriate humor v2.0

Post by Rapier1772 » 12 Aug 2013, 01:30

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Post by Rapier1772 » 18 Aug 2013, 14:27

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Re: Appropriate humor v2.0

Post by jgreenberg01 » 20 Aug 2013, 06:32

Biden’s son evaluated at Houston hospital
(CNN) - Beau Biden, the attorney general of Delaware and the son of Vice President Joe Biden, was evaluated on Monday at a Houston hospital after an "episode of disorientation and weakness," the vice president's office said.
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Maybe he was hit by an errant shot when his mom fired "two blasts into the air" as his idiot father recommended. I'm just sayin'...



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Re: Appropriate humor v2.0

Post by Mister Freeze » 20 Aug 2013, 12:31

he can't get good care in DE?

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Re: Appropriate humor v2.0

Post by PainKillaX » 22 Aug 2013, 02:32

Still makes me laugh...

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Re: Appropriate humor v2.0

Post by Rapier1772 » 25 Aug 2013, 19:44

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Re: Appropriate humor v2.0

Post by Rapier1772 » 25 Aug 2013, 19:49

Apparently a guy came home from work to find an arrow in his yard. So he left a note:
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Re: Appropriate humor v2.0

Post by Rapier1772 » 26 Aug 2013, 21:47

An Englishman, a Frenchman, a Spaniard, and a German are all standing, watching a street performer do some excellent juggling. The juggler notices that the the four gentlemen have a very poor view, so he stands up on a large wooden box and calls out, "Can you all see me now?"
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"Si."
"Ja."
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Re: Appropriate humor v2.0

Post by Cyberfly » 27 Aug 2013, 16:54

Took me a moment.
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Re: Appropriate humor v2.0

Post by Rapier1772 » 27 Aug 2013, 19:12

That's part of what makes it funny
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Re: Appropriate humor v2.0

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Re: Appropriate humor v2.0

Post by huddleston101 » 12 Sep 2013, 13:19

Psalm of Obama

Obama is my shepherd, i shall not want.
He leadeth me beside the still factories
He restoreth my doubt in the democratic party
He guideth me to the path of unemployment for the partys sake
I do not fear evil for thou art against me
Thou annointest my wages with freezes so that my expenses runneth over my income
surely poverty and hard living shall follow the democrat party and i shall live in a rented house forever
5000 years ago Moses said " park your camel, pick up your shovel, mount your ass and i shall lead you to the promised land "
5000 years later, Obama said " lay down your shovel, sit on you ass, light up a camel, this is the promised land"
Today, Obama will tax your shovel, sell you camel, kick your ass, and tell you there is no promised land"
I am glad that i am an american
I am glad that i am free
But i wish i was a little doggy, and obama was a tree
Amen
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Re: Appropriate humor v2.0

Post by Rapier1772 » 15 Sep 2013, 06:45

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I know there are some wheelchair bound people who would use this in an instant :laugh:
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Re: Appropriate humor v2.0

Post by Hobknob » 15 Sep 2013, 11:51

Rapier1772 wrote:...

I know there are some wheelchair bound people who would use this in an instant :laugh:
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So is the potted plant at the end a "bumper" to slow folks down if their brakes fail? ( instead of a runaway truck ramp sort of thing :) )
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Re: Appropriate humor v2.0

Post by Rapier1772 » 15 Sep 2013, 13:41

Hadn't thought of that, but at least it isn't a cactus :D
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Re: Appropriate humor v2.0

Post by jgreenberg01 » 15 Sep 2013, 16:10

In my younger days I would have been all over that: roller skates/blades, skateboard, bike, shopping cart. Hell, I would have strapped greased up boards to my feet.

Plant at the bottom? Pshaw, I'll jump right over that bad-boy!
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