I found this online earlier tonight:

So I sent this out to a few people on facebook, "Useless trivia (too much free time): macaroni is actually plural for macaronus (1 piece only)"
People are actually believing it

One is trying to figure out how to use 'macaronus' in normal conversation
Later, another friend asked, "You ever heard of dehydrated water? Ice dehydrates in the freezer.."
Me: "The dehydrated stuff is just dihydrogen monoxide"
Friend: "What's dehydrated water look like?"
Me: "Like steam but since the process is so much slower, you can't see it with the naked eye."
I also mentioned sublimation but that was too many big words.
I'm having a good night - macaronus, dihydrogen monoxide, slow steam... Just WOW...
