TEOTWAWKI and Zombies

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Re: TEOTWAWKI and Zombies

Post by Llagoud » 04 Dec 2008, 05:13

From about 1:00 am Tuesday till noon yesterday I thought I had the Solaris virus and was turning.
Trembling chills only relieved by hot flashes that left me drenched in sweat, followed by more shivering chills.
My innards liquified and were shooting out both ends.
I slept 20 of each 24 hours only waking to spew.

Turns out to be food poisoning, the first I've had in about 12 years. (The last time was Taco Bell, funny how everyone can name what got them and when...it's that bad)

Most likely culprit; a bag of (improperly) roasted almonds from the farm store.

I'm thinking of bagging the remaining almonds in 10-20 packs and selling them as a '48 hr Rock Hard Abs' program.

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Post by jmz5 » 04 Dec 2008, 05:57

I had food poisoning once, I would have welcomed death after the first day.
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Post by Rapier1772 » 04 Dec 2008, 06:11

Llagoud wrote:funny how everyone can name what got them and when...it's that bad
My experience was courtesy of the Harley Davidson Cafe in Las Vegas. The drive home the next day SUCKED! I dont think I even qualified as a zombie for a couple of days
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Post by Llagoud » 04 Dec 2008, 06:15

I can't even imagine trying to drive Tuesday. I couldn't have made it down the stairs.
I cancelled my appointments and turned off the phone.
Biggest bummer is I missed the call-back from Ruger to schedule pick up my LCP :(

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Post by jmz5 » 04 Dec 2008, 06:24

That stinks, I have my return package, I just need to send mine back.
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Post by Cyberfly » 04 Dec 2008, 06:27

Plenty of thoughts, but no official comments.
I'll only say that 'food poisoning truly sucks'. Been there, done that, don't wanna do it again.
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Post by panzermk2 » 05 Dec 2008, 15:42

Llagoud wrote:
Turns out to be food poisoning, the first I've had in about 12 years. :D
I get it like that about every three months.
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Post by MrSlippyFist » 05 Dec 2008, 15:47

Never had food poisoning. Got a bad stomach bug in the sand box and everything went thru me for about a month - lost 25 pounds in 3 weeks. But didn't really feel sick. Luckily that was in the winter and I wasn't sweating much or I would have died.
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Post by Llagoud » 05 Dec 2008, 17:43

Just sayin'.......during a solaris outbreak, before 'curing' friends or neighbors....be sure they didn't just get a bad stromboli (Mamma Mia's, Miami, December 1995) ;)

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Post by Rapier1772 » 05 Dec 2008, 18:44

Wait for 'em to start saying "brrraaaaiiinnnns...."
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Post by panzermk2 » 05 Dec 2008, 21:23

Nope i am shooting as soon as they are in sight, you can never be to careful.
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Post by Rapier1772 » 04 Feb 2009, 16:01

They're here!!!! http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20090204/ap_ ... ns_zombies" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;
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Pranksters in at least three states are messing with electronic road signs... putting drivers on notice about Nazi zombies and raptors...
Collinsville, Ill... hackers changed a sign along southbound Interstate 255 to read, "DAILY LANE CLOSURES DUE TO ZOMBIES."
signs in Austin, Texas, recently flashed: "NAZI ZOMBIES! RUN!!!" and "ZOMBIES IN AREA! RUN."
Indiana's Hamilton County, the electronic message warned drivers of "RAPTORS AHEAD — CAUTION."
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Post by f3rr37 » 04 Feb 2009, 16:02

I've thought about trying that before, but no signs in my area :(

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Post by Wollychop » 04 Feb 2009, 16:06

:laugh: As funny as that is, can you imagine some of the problems you could cause?

"Road closed ahead, turn around" alone would create some disorder...

Hmmm... Things to remember when anarchy descends...

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Post by MrSlippyFist » 04 Feb 2009, 16:12

All those zombies in Texas must have starved....

/looking for brains.
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Post by Esteves » 04 Feb 2009, 16:14

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Post by jmz5 » 04 Feb 2009, 16:16

:lmao: :lmao:
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Post by Rapier1772 » 04 Feb 2009, 16:18

MrSlippyFist wrote:All those zombies in Texas must have starved....
/looking for brains.
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Post by Grantness » 04 Feb 2009, 16:54

Coincidentily in California, all the Zombies starved as well after discovering that everyone had actually already been dead for 5 years when they came to eat their brains. Turns out all that botox, cocaine, and vitamin water kept 'em up, moving, and wrinkle-free post-mortem.

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Post by MrSlippyFist » 04 Feb 2009, 17:08

Grantness wrote:Turns out all that botox, cocaine, viagra and vitamin water kept 'em up, moving, and wrinkle-free post-mortem.
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