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Re: TEOTWAWKI and Zombies

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Re: TEOTWAWKI and Zombies

Post by Rapier1772 » 19 Apr 2013, 19:38

They made Zombieland into a TV movie. :wall:
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt2090440/" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;
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Re: TEOTWAWKI and Zombies

Post by Rapier1772 » 18 Oct 2013, 08:28

I'd buy one of these:
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Re: TEOTWAWKI and Zombies

Post by Rapier1772 » 12 Dec 2013, 14:21

Triple amputee terrorizes shoppers:
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Re: TEOTWAWKI and Zombies

Post by Rapier1772 » 12 Feb 2014, 20:46

This stuff is guaranteed zombie juice
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Re: TEOTWAWKI and Zombies

Post by Rapier1772 » 26 Feb 2014, 19:11

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Ya know, I was thinkin' about how to produce electricity during the zombie apocalypse & had an idea...
I posted this pic earlier:
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Why not use the treadmills as generators?
Have some good for nothin' just sittin' there as bait & as the zeds walk toward him, they turn the treadmills which in turn produce power :ponder:
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Re: TEOTWAWKI and Zombies

Post by Rapier1772 » 16 May 2014, 22:18

I knew the CDC had a zombie plan but apparently so does the Pentagon (CONPLAN 888).
http://news.yahoo.com/5-strange-facts-p ... 06523.html" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;

It's meant as a multi-nation training scenario but it does exist.
If real countries are detailed in the plan, the public might mistakenly believe the plans are real. Using zombies gets around that problem (for most citizens, at least).
Using zombies was also fun, the report's authors write. By allowing the trainees' imaginations to run wild, the instructors were able to teach them about the basics of writing military plans and orders, they wrote.
"If you suspend reality for a few minutes, this type of training scenario can actually take a very dry, monotonous topic and turn it into something rather enjoyable," they wrote in a disclaimer to the report.
Also claims there are 8 types of zombies:
1. Pathogenic zombies are created by infectious agents
2. Radiation zombies
3. Evil magic zombies (EMZ) are the result of "occult experimentation." I'd put voodoo zombies in with this crowd even though the state usually chemically induced (drank some zombie juice)
4. Space zombies come from space or originate from extraterrestrial toxins/radiation
5. Weaponized zombies are bioengineered by hostile forces (the Resident Evil kind)
6. Symbiant-induced zombies are similar to pathogen-induced zombies, but they are created by parasitic life forms and don't kill their host right away (like zombie ants or phorid fly).
7. Vegetarian zombies (destroy crops)
8. Chicken zombies - which are real, sort of.

But they forgot democrats... :ponder:
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Re: TEOTWAWKI and Zombies

Post by Cyberfly » 17 May 2014, 10:16

Replace the word zombie with:
"Patriot"
"Domestic terrorist"
"Returning battle trained veterans"
"Tax Protestors"
"Free Thinkers"
"Second Amendment Proponents"
ad nauseum

NOW, is it a bit more scary?
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Re: TEOTWAWKI and Zombies

Post by Rapier1772 » 08 Oct 2014, 06:52

This thread has been dead a while, time to zombify it.

Aside from the inital incident which happens upon the living->dead->undead phase, do zombies poop?

If I end up in a grave (vs immortality/fiery death/cremation/vaporized/alien abduction/etc), I'm gonna have this done & a plaque which says "Just in case" welded to it:
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Re: TEOTWAWKI and Zombies

Post by ChalupaCabras » 14 Oct 2014, 05:20

Probably more to keep people out than zombies in ... but whatever works.

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Re: TEOTWAWKI and Zombies

Post by Rapier1772 » 14 Oct 2014, 05:53

If people are willing to dig down 6ft & bust open a concrete cask just to break open a casket, I seriously doubt iron bars would stop them. Especially these days with tools like blow torches & cordless sawzalls readily available.
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Re: TEOTWAWKI and Zombies

Post by Rapier1772 » 20 Oct 2014, 15:39

http://www.cnet.com/news/zombie-proof-l ... YHF65cbda0" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;
Zombie-proof log cabin has 10-year anti-zombie guarantee

Only $113,000 for the kit, options extra.
But, to get your money back...
Please note -- we require medical evidence of the presence of a real zombie should you wish to claim under the 10 year anti zombie guarantee
Should the zombie apocalypse ever hit, I seriously doubt anyone will be that concerned with getting their money back (until it's over) or that anyone will be answering phones to process your refund (even after it's over).
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Re: TEOTWAWKI and Zombies

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Re: TEOTWAWKI and Zombies

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Re: TEOTWAWKI and Zombies

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There can only be two.

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Re: TEOTWAWKI and Zombies

Post by Cyberfly » 12 Feb 2015, 20:45

POINT!
Where the heck you gonna find ammo during the ZomPoc?
Otherwise, a pretty cool video.
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Re: TEOTWAWKI and Zombies

Post by Rapier1772 » 12 Feb 2015, 22:52

That's why we reload
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Re: TEOTWAWKI and Zombies

Post by kfeltenberger » 13 Feb 2015, 08:09

Rapier1772 wrote:That's why we reload
And why we hoard ammo!
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Re: TEOTWAWKI and Zombies

Post by woahhs » 14 Feb 2015, 03:05

kfeltenberger wrote:
Rapier1772 wrote:That's why we reload
And why we hoard ammo!
Being able to tote 1200 rounds in a 30 cal. ammo can doesn't suck, either.

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