TEOTWAWKI and Zombies
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TEOTWAWKI and Zombies
Esteves' corollary to Godwin's Law:
"As a firearms-related discussion grows longer, the probability of the mention of TEOTWAWKI and/or zombies approaches 1."
This thread is a pre-emptive move intended to contain such ramblings so that they don't clutter otherwise useful threads.
Not that discussions on the topics of TEOTWAWKI or Zombies or TEOTWAWKI by Zombie invasion are useless - they do have their place (here.)
Please don't clutter this thread with off-topic rants about vampires or werewolves. That's really annoying.
for the humor impaired.
"As a firearms-related discussion grows longer, the probability of the mention of TEOTWAWKI and/or zombies approaches 1."
This thread is a pre-emptive move intended to contain such ramblings so that they don't clutter otherwise useful threads.
Not that discussions on the topics of TEOTWAWKI or Zombies or TEOTWAWKI by Zombie invasion are useless - they do have their place (here.)
Please don't clutter this thread with off-topic rants about vampires or werewolves. That's really annoying.
for the humor impaired.
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good idea esteves! but u need to have some sort of question or scenario to start this thread moving. i.e. "if zombies attacked I think a trusty AR would be the best thing to have."... "Are you kidding? ARs would suck for that. U need a shotgun!" etc. etc....
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Shotty! I want the Monolith Arms P12 AND the FiveseveN to face down zombies.
I win, you lose! I inherit the earth! :p
I win, you lose! I inherit the earth! :p
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What's TEOTWAWKI? The End Of The World And What Kills It? Just a guess
+1 on P12 but not gonna limit my other options. I'll carry as much as I can!
+1 on P12 but not gonna limit my other options. I'll carry as much as I can!
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The End Of The World As We Know It.
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Ah, got it. Thanks Fuzzy
Thats a good song too
Thats a good song too
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The End is Nigh!
We All Gonna Die!
When the Zombies rise up and sigh!
This new-age happy horse shit just isn't gonna fly!
Stick Your Head between your knees and kiss your ass Goodbye!
(sleep depravation does funny things to the brain.)
We All Gonna Die!
When the Zombies rise up and sigh!
This new-age happy horse shit just isn't gonna fly!
Stick Your Head between your knees and kiss your ass Goodbye!
(sleep depravation does funny things to the brain.)
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Anyways, I've found a new perfect fortress for when the zombies attack. I had previously decided on the super walmart but, I visited the Bass Pro shop here and came to find it has a full restaurant built in. It's the size of a small town, has all the camping gear and firearms and ammunition, plus a full restaurant and kitchen. That's as good as it gets. In addition, there are almost a dozen other restaurants within a few hundred yards, so long as power doesn't go out, their freezers will be ideal for forraging. There is also a home depot about a kilometer away east by south-east. Unlike the walmart, it has atleast 80 feet of wide open space on every side, the walmart only has about 35 at the rear that then backs up to a residential community, far from ideal. The nearest houses to the Bass Pro are a full kilometer away, and there is a fully stocked lake about half a kilometer to the west if we get desperate. And if things get even worse, there is a big new mall-type about 5 kilometers due west with a dozen other restaurants, a super target and some other stores that I'm sure will come in handy. Due north is a freeway followed by a dry river bed then reservation so there is nothing due north for 6 or 7 miles. Due south is residential unfortunately but, not for at least a full kilometer, probably a bit more. Due east is small busineses then residential, I haven't gotten a full layout of that are quite yet.
The building itself is relatively secure. two sets of doors to create a sort of breezeway at every entrance and exit, one east and one west. There is a docking bay at the north end for both the restaurant and the store with standard steel roll-up doors. The real problem is the boat showroom on the south-west corner. Way too much glass. It is full 1/2 tempered but, that will only last so long. The aluminum framing is fairly thick, mouting plywood wouldn't be all that difficult. Though with the home depot so close, it may just be best to brick it off entirely. That's going to take a 30' wide by 20' tall wall though. Would take far too long to try and anchor rebar into the concrete. Best bet would probably be going old school, double thick wall with 5' support walls coming off the back at each end and every 5-7' between. Keep it from being tumbled.
The building itself is relatively secure. two sets of doors to create a sort of breezeway at every entrance and exit, one east and one west. There is a docking bay at the north end for both the restaurant and the store with standard steel roll-up doors. The real problem is the boat showroom on the south-west corner. Way too much glass. It is full 1/2 tempered but, that will only last so long. The aluminum framing is fairly thick, mouting plywood wouldn't be all that difficult. Though with the home depot so close, it may just be best to brick it off entirely. That's going to take a 30' wide by 20' tall wall though. Would take far too long to try and anchor rebar into the concrete. Best bet would probably be going old school, double thick wall with 5' support walls coming off the back at each end and every 5-7' between. Keep it from being tumbled.
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Sounds like good place to cover most of all the needs. Good work Artos! How many of the "good guys" do you expect it will provide for?
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I would expect the Bass Pro to provide for less than a super Walmart, but easier to defend.
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significantly easier to defend and given the freshwater fish living in bass pro, in addition to what seems a nice steak/fish place, I'd say 10 men or three full familes for about two weeks. I'm not sure how much they keep in the freezer as their big thing is fresh fish shipped in daily. I know they have what they call camping food, it's just your basic rations, though I have no idea how much. Given the proximity of a dozen other restaurants and a super target, shouldn't be hard to send out a few foraging parties and be able to support much more for much longer.
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Plus it has lots of firearms and plenty of ammo. Gobs of bows of every type and every kind of arrow you could want. Oh yeah, and purdy crossbows with bolts! Muzzleloaders for when you run out of everything else.
Plus the ceilings are high enough that if the walls were ever breached, you could, theoretically, get up into the rafters and start plugging while someone else worked on roof access.
Excellent choice Artos.
Too bad our closest BPS is two and half hours away.
Oh yeah, they raised the price of SS195 to $22 a box and the Fiveseven is now $940. As of Saturday.
Plus the ceilings are high enough that if the walls were ever breached, you could, theoretically, get up into the rafters and start plugging while someone else worked on roof access.
Excellent choice Artos.
Too bad our closest BPS is two and half hours away.
Oh yeah, they raised the price of SS195 to $22 a box and the Fiveseven is now $940. As of Saturday.
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Luckily price won't mean much at TEOTWAWKI.
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True dat.
Rifle butt to the face, take what you need.
Except, when somebody bigger, meaner and better than me does it TO me. That's gonna HURT!
Rifle butt to the face, take what you need.
Except, when somebody bigger, meaner and better than me does it TO me. That's gonna HURT!
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Finally got around to unpacking my reloading room boxes and found six unopened boxes of superraptor
Setting them aside for the inevitable wormhole/blackhole/zombie/TEOTWAWKI
After I get the house sold (anyone want it?) I'm planning on a couple cases of 5.7 and a spree on powdervalley. I've got about two hundred pounds of .223 brass that I need to put a dent in
In the mean time I will be assembling the go-bag.
Setting them aside for the inevitable wormhole/blackhole/zombie/TEOTWAWKI
After I get the house sold (anyone want it?) I'm planning on a couple cases of 5.7 and a spree on powdervalley. I've got about two hundred pounds of .223 brass that I need to put a dent in
In the mean time I will be assembling the go-bag.
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Gotta love finding boxes of EA. That's better than finding a 20 when you're doing laundry, and that'll make your day.
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That's better than finding money under your pillow.
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Oh yeah. Cuz finding money under my pillow usually means I either lost teeth (not good at my age) or I'm gonna wake up with one HELLUVA tequilla hangover (even WORSE at my age!). :skep:
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... :skep: Interesting
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:ponder: Very interesting!
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Who can stand Haikus?
Haikus dont make any sense.
Pelosi's butt crack.
Haikus dont make any sense.
Pelosi's butt crack.
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:lmao:Grantness wrote:Who can stand Haikus?
Haikus dont make any sense.
Pelosi's butt crack.
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That was inspiring!
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Only he makes the sound like the homeless on South Park...
"Chhhaaaannnggeee..... Chhhhhaaaannnngggeeee...."
"Chhhaaaannnggeee..... Chhhhhaaaannnngggeeee...."
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More fun with photochop: http://www.worth1000.com/contest.asp?co ... =photoshop" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;
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Mo - Another talent we didn't know you had.
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I think he's starting to hit his stride.
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f3rr37 wrote:The End Of The World As We Know It.
REM sucks.
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Bat, gun, etc. "Always go for the head" usually does the job. Remember practice makes perfect.
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South Park is great! :lmao:Wollychop wrote:Only he makes the sound like the homeless on South Park...
"Chhhaaaannnggeee..... Chhhhhaaaannnngggeeee...."
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The real question is whether or not contact with Zombie blood actually transmits the virus. If so, our tactics will have to change to more of a standoff approach...
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MO is just that talented.
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scared now.
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Daaa-aaaa-aaaammmmn. MO, you missed your calling.
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The raven adapted to zombies, very nice MO!
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No, please! Anything but Haiku! Anything.
I'll eat a damn bullet! I swear...no wait. I can point this end at you. This is the end that the high velocity projectiles come out of. I think I can convince a judge that there are such a thing as Haiku spouting zombies... :ponder:
I'll eat a damn bullet! I swear...no wait. I can point this end at you. This is the end that the high velocity projectiles come out of. I think I can convince a judge that there are such a thing as Haiku spouting zombies... :ponder:
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On a whim I ran "TEOTWAWKI and zombies" through the anagram server and got:
Wow a naked zombies tit
A womb sized tit awoken
Sandzombie Awoke Twit
Sandzombie Ate Kit Wow
Ionized Wombats Tweak
Tweak Inmost Abode Wiz
Atomized Beast Ink Wow
Beast Aimed To Know Wiz
Atomize Naked Bits Wow
Naked Twosome Wit A Biz
Mobs Awaited Token Wiz
Mobs Waked Eat Wino Zit
Daze Beatnik Omits Wow
Moist Beak Daze Win Two
Moist Awake Biz Wonted
Weak Dimwit Sabot Zone
Wow a naked zombies tit
A womb sized tit awoken
Sandzombie Awoke Twit
Sandzombie Ate Kit Wow
Ionized Wombats Tweak
Tweak Inmost Abode Wiz
Atomized Beast Ink Wow
Beast Aimed To Know Wiz
Atomize Naked Bits Wow
Naked Twosome Wit A Biz
Mobs Awaited Token Wiz
Mobs Waked Eat Wino Zit
Daze Beatnik Omits Wow
Moist Beak Daze Win Two
Moist Awake Biz Wonted
Weak Dimwit Sabot Zone
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Actually, I like that last one MO
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Boozed Wink Meat Waits
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thanks Slipp, I almost missed that one :thumb:
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You guys are too much. :laugh:
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If I was in MO's shoes, I wouldn't be able to masterfully author Haikus, I'd be sharpening knives and muttering to myself in a tool shed somewhere. How the F does he do it?
He is master
my knife is not sharp enough
tacos
/Nevermind, it's easier than I thought.
He is master
my knife is not sharp enough
tacos
/Nevermind, it's easier than I thought.
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Very nicely done Slippy
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Boozed winkmeat.MrSlippyFist wrote:WINK MEAT! HAHAHAHAH
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Hmmm, zombie haiku
is five seven five
a coincidence?
is five seven five
a coincidence?
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Where do you think MO comes up with all of his masterful words of wit and wisdom? While he's sharpening his knives and reloading ammo, his brain is running Mach 7. Give him a Red Bull and he gets REALLY dangerous!MrSlippyFist wrote:If I was in MO's shoes, I wouldn't be able to masterfully author Haikus, I'd be sharpening knives and muttering to myself in a tool shed somewhere. How the F does he do it?
He is master
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tacos
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The nails can stick in your throat like chicken bones.
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I like soft tacos
They are sweet with fire sauce
Run to the border
I hate haikus.
They are sweet with fire sauce
Run to the border
I hate haikus.
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Me too, hence why I haven't participatedjmz5 wrote:I hate haikus.
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Dellamorte Dellamore (1994)
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MO regarding the zombie jumping/pushed out of an airplane w/o a parachute, wouldn't depend on how he/she/it it the ground? (Head first, feet first, etc.)
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Random thought:
I REALLY want to nail that chick with the dark hair from the progressive insurance commercials.
I REALLY want to nail that chick with the dark hair from the progressive insurance commercials.
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No freaken WAY, unless its doggy style facing a mirror as I cram it up her back side dry to see just how much more her eyes can bug out. :cya:MrSlippyFist wrote:Random thought:
I REALLY want to nail that chick with the dark hair from the progressive insurance commercials.
OH you mean that kind of nail :guns:
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LOL
Must be because she reminds me of someone.
<profanity> I'm bored. I'm in henderson, kentucky. 12 pack of coors. Blasting Misfits on my laptop. Zombie talk goes with the tunes real well. Spent all week in a low-seam coal mine bouncing my head off the ceiling. I should have gotten a 1/5 of Jack instead.
Must be because she reminds me of someone.
<profanity> I'm bored. I'm in henderson, kentucky. 12 pack of coors. Blasting Misfits on my laptop. Zombie talk goes with the tunes real well. Spent all week in a low-seam coal mine bouncing my head off the ceiling. I should have gotten a 1/5 of Jack instead.
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1/5 of jack? You need a handle of captain morgan. I've spent quite a bit of time there.
Although, I'm halfway through my first bottle for the weekend heheh... The wife working nights has its "side effects" hahaha
Although, I'm halfway through my first bottle for the weekend heheh... The wife working nights has its "side effects" hahaha
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Would you like a pickled pecker with that pic?
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Captain. That was college days drink. I need the stronger shit now.
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A zombie war would definitely be a time to drink, and imagine what even a bottle of some cheep liqour could go for!
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Good find!skoltuniak wrote:Start practicing!
http://www.zombietargets.net" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;
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I've seen some very hard nips before, but never that hard! Interesting, very interesting! Does cause the mind to think.
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And you know this...HOW?! :huh:How does a zombie fake an orgasm? (a fag will just throw a tablespoon of warm yougurt on your back)
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I didn't have the ...../nerve to ask, but I was wondering.
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I'm not so sure I really want to know. I mean, now that I really think about it, giving or receiving, neither option is a good one, so...let's just forget I asked. Mmm-kay? :huh:
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I don't know how the heck I missed this release. Robert Englund, Jenna Jameson.....
A Zomedy/Horror
Zombie Strippers! 2008
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No one seems to have any comments on vegetarian zombies?
Shirley, they cun't be all meet eaters... sorry, auto correctness turned off...
Shirley, they cun't be all meet eaters... sorry, auto correctness turned off...
So little time, so much to do and hopefully while it's still legal...
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:lmao:
I like that!
I like that!
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:lmao: Is that the minimum daily recommended serving?
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:laugh: Love it.
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:lmao: :lmao:
I gotta send that one out!
I gotta send that one out!
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Not an endorsement... (see below.)
http://www.zombiecombatclub.com/" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;
These guys seem to recommend melee, which I personally feel is a good way to get yourself undead.
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These guys seem to recommend melee, which I personally feel is a good way to get yourself undead.
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From about 1:00 am Tuesday till noon yesterday I thought I had the Solaris virus and was turning.
Trembling chills only relieved by hot flashes that left me drenched in sweat, followed by more shivering chills.
My innards liquified and were shooting out both ends.
I slept 20 of each 24 hours only waking to spew.
Turns out to be food poisoning, the first I've had in about 12 years. (The last time was Taco Bell, funny how everyone can name what got them and when...it's that bad)
Most likely culprit; a bag of (improperly) roasted almonds from the farm store.
I'm thinking of bagging the remaining almonds in 10-20 packs and selling them as a '48 hr Rock Hard Abs' program.
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Trembling chills only relieved by hot flashes that left me drenched in sweat, followed by more shivering chills.
My innards liquified and were shooting out both ends.
I slept 20 of each 24 hours only waking to spew.
Turns out to be food poisoning, the first I've had in about 12 years. (The last time was Taco Bell, funny how everyone can name what got them and when...it's that bad)
Most likely culprit; a bag of (improperly) roasted almonds from the farm store.
I'm thinking of bagging the remaining almonds in 10-20 packs and selling them as a '48 hr Rock Hard Abs' program.
Back in the land of the Living now.
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I had food poisoning once, I would have welcomed death after the first day.
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My experience was courtesy of the Harley Davidson Cafe in Las Vegas. The drive home the next day SUCKED! I dont think I even qualified as a zombie for a couple of daysLlagoud wrote:funny how everyone can name what got them and when...it's that bad
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I can't even imagine trying to drive Tuesday. I couldn't have made it down the stairs.
I cancelled my appointments and turned off the phone.
Biggest bummer is I missed the call-back from Ruger to schedule pick up my LCP
I cancelled my appointments and turned off the phone.
Biggest bummer is I missed the call-back from Ruger to schedule pick up my LCP
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Plenty of thoughts, but no official comments.
I'll only say that 'food poisoning truly sucks'. Been there, done that, don't wanna do it again.
I'll only say that 'food poisoning truly sucks'. Been there, done that, don't wanna do it again.
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I get it like that about every three months.Llagoud wrote:
Turns out to be food poisoning, the first I've had in about 12 years.
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Never had food poisoning. Got a bad stomach bug in the sand box and everything went thru me for about a month - lost 25 pounds in 3 weeks. But didn't really feel sick. Luckily that was in the winter and I wasn't sweating much or I would have died.
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Just sayin'.......during a solaris outbreak, before 'curing' friends or neighbors....be sure they didn't just get a bad stromboli (Mamma Mia's, Miami, December 1995)
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Wait for 'em to start saying "brrraaaaiiinnnns...."
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Nope i am shooting as soon as they are in sight, you can never be to careful.
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They're here!!!! http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20090204/ap_ ... ns_zombies" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;
Pranksters in at least three states are messing with electronic road signs... putting drivers on notice about Nazi zombies and raptors...
Collinsville, Ill... hackers changed a sign along southbound Interstate 255 to read, "DAILY LANE CLOSURES DUE TO ZOMBIES."
signs in Austin, Texas, recently flashed: "NAZI ZOMBIES! RUN!!!" and "ZOMBIES IN AREA! RUN."
Indiana's Hamilton County, the electronic message warned drivers of "RAPTORS AHEAD — CAUTION."
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I've thought about trying that before, but no signs in my area
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:laugh: As funny as that is, can you imagine some of the problems you could cause?
"Road closed ahead, turn around" alone would create some disorder...
Hmmm... Things to remember when anarchy descends...
"Road closed ahead, turn around" alone would create some disorder...
Hmmm... Things to remember when anarchy descends...
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All those zombies in Texas must have starved....
/looking for brains.
/looking for brains.
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:lmao: :lmao: :clap:MrSlippyFist wrote:All those zombies in Texas must have starved....
/looking for brains.
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Coincidentily in California, all the Zombies starved as well after discovering that everyone had actually already been dead for 5 years when they came to eat their brains. Turns out all that botox, cocaine, and vitamin water kept 'em up, moving, and wrinkle-free post-mortem.
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FTFYGrantness wrote:Turns out all that botox, cocaine, viagra and vitamin water kept 'em up, moving, and wrinkle-free post-mortem.
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